Shoot (1976)

To say a lot of people, including critics, dislike the movie Shoot is an understatement. Many of them detest it.  Leonard Maltin rated it BOMB.  There are some people, like me, who really liked this movie as a satire on gun enthusiasts. However, there are not enough of us for this movie even to achieve cult status. As a result, it is pretty much unavailable, except for a version of poor quality on YouTube.

At the beginning of Shoot, Rex (Cliff Robertson) wakes up, not gradually with sleepy eyes, but suddenly, as if he willed himself to wake up early that morning. He looks at his watch, the face of which is black.  He presses the button on the side, causing red numerals to light up.  We are used to seeing outdated technology while watching old movies, but when we do so, it generally strikes us as incidental.  In the 1970s, however, featuring an LED watch in a movie was supposed to impress us as being the latest thing, but it looks so out of date now that it provokes derision.

Anyway, the time is 4:02.  He gets out of bed, his wife still sleeping, and starts getting ready.  After performing his daily ablutions, he straps on a .45 automatic. But that is not the only gun he has, for we see a full display of rifles against the wall, including a submachinegun.

He selects a hunting rifle with a scope from his collection and then proceeds to clean and oil it in a manner that is unmistakably sensual.  Holding a rod with a patch secured at the end, he penetrates the barrel, inserting it all the way. After that, he squirts oil on a cloth, which he firmly squeezes. Still holding the cloth, he encircles the barrel with his hand and slowly slides it all the way down. Then he oils the other parts of the rifle, gently caressing them.

He is obviously a veteran of World War II, for as he does all this, we see pictures on the wall that were taken while he was deployed overseas, and we see a photograph of a saluting General Eisenhower.  Ah, those were the days!  At the present time, he is the leader of the local National Guard Unit. Somewhere in the midst of all the pictures is one of his wife.

Speaking of his wife, she is a miserable alcoholic, whom he neglects.  He cheats on her, but his affairs with other women are only a minor form of infidelity.  His true love is for his guns.

Rex leaves in a camouflage outfit, suitable for winter weather.  He arrives at a parking lot where he picks up his four friends, among them Lou (Ernest Borgnine) and Zeke (Henry Silva).  He drives them to his hunting lodge out in the woods. They are all having a good time as they walk through the woods, getting back to nature.

As a hopeful sign that there may be deer close by, one of them says that he saw some “deer shit.”  Zeke says it was “hippie shit.”  When asked how he knows that it was hippie shit, Zeke replies, “It had hair in it.”

Now, that’s not much of a joke, but it reminds us of the title character in Joe (1970), who is also a veteran of World War II, a gun nut, and someone that hates hippies and blacks.

Anyway, after hours of walking, they become frustrated because they haven’t come across any animals. It’s hard to appreciate the beauties of nature if you can’t find anything to kill.  As they reach the bank of a river, they decide to give up, but then they hear something from the other side of that river.  It is another group of hunters, who apparently have not had any luck finding something to kill either. The two groups stare at each other for a long time. Then a hunter from the other side aims his rifle and fires, grazing one of the men with Rex.  In return, Zeke shoots back, hitting the hunter that shot at them right between the eyes.  Both sides take cover and begin shooting at each other, until the hunters on the other side disappear back into the woods.

Of course, this reminds us of The Most Dangerous Game (1932).  In that movie, Count Zaroff has discovered that hunting men is the only challenge left that still excites him.  However, Zaroff never gave his human prey a rifle and ammunition to shoot back with.  I guess he knew that would be too exciting.  This movie, however, takes things to that next step.

Rex and his friends argue about whether to call the police.  Zeke especially does not want to do that since he is the one who killed the hunter on the other side.  But Lou thinks calling the police would be the right thing to do. Finally, they decide to hold off and see what happens. At first, they are relieved when the other hunting party does not report it to the police. Instead, there is only an obituary notice of a man from a nearby town, Ed Graham, that might be the hunter that was killed.

Rex decides to check it out, calling Graham’s widow, pretending to be an old friend and wanting to pay his respects.  Like Rex’s wife, Mrs. Graham is an alcoholic, and she is just as miserable, expressing contempt for the way hunters are so close to one another, closer than they are to their wives.

But then she sympathizes with the way her husband had to put up with all that “bleeding heart gump from his own son.”  She says her son became an assemblyman, adding that he was elected by “the hippies and the junkies and the jigs, not to mention the ecology nuts and the anti-gun nuts.” When her son expressed his dislike for the way his father willfully hurt the wildlife, she told him he should move to India where they worship cows, letting them shit right in the street.

However, she goes on to say that it’s not really about protecting the wildlife:

It’s all part of great plot to disarm the American household so the hippies and the junkies and the jigs can come in whenever they like and beat you half to death and rape you, while their buddies downstairs are taking out the TV sets so they can sell them and buy more heroin.

She tells Rex she has her own .357 Smith & Wesson in her bedroom to shoot any of those hippies, junkies, or jigs that try that stuff with her.  She also tells Rex that she isn’t wearing any bra or panties under her robe, having earlier told him she was “stark naked” when he called her on the phone.  Well, everyone grieves in his own way.

She mention’s her husband’s best friend from college, Marshall Flynn, who was said to be a one-man army against the Japs.  When Rex leaves, we see a man sitting in a car watching him, presumably the friend she was telling him about. Soon after, we see Flynn in Rex’s town in various places, checking things out.

Rex comes to the conclusion that because the other hunters did not report it to the police, that means they prefer to get revenge their own way.  He calls a meeting of those who were involved. Speaking of the hunters on the other side, Rex says, “They know where we hunt. They know when we hunt….  I think those bastards are going to be waiting for us Saturday, and this time, we’re going to be prepared.”

But since they figure the other hunters will bring more men with them on Saturday, Rex says they will have to get more men they can trust too.  One of the extra men suggested is John, a security guard who works in Rex’s store and who is African American.  Zeke doesn’t like the idea of including “that black guy,” but Rex says he is someone they can trust, and that is what matters.  We see Rex talking to John, who apparently agrees to go along, but we really don’t see much of him after that.

However, he does serve an important moral function.  Zeke already expressed his disdain for hippies, and now we see that he is prejudiced against blacks as well.  To that extent, he is like Mrs. Graham, who gave us insight into the attitude held by her late husband, his friend Marshall Flynn, and all the other hunters that were on the other side of the river.  This is the movie’s way of disparaging gun nuts in general.  On the other hand, it is important that we recognize that Rex and his friends are the good guys, relatively speaking, and that is the point of having Rex include John as a man they can trust.  As opposed to this, the men they are going up against would never dream of including anyone in their group who wasn’t white.

In addition to the extra men Rex says they will need, they intend to arm themselves with automatic weapons, along with 100,000 rounds of ammunition, a B.A.R, camouflage helmets with netting, and hand grenades.  These guys miss the war, and they feel good about being real soldiers again.

When Saturday arrives, snow has fallen on the ground, something they seem unprepared for as they keep slipping and sliding while they move down a slope. When they get to the same spot as the previous week, there is no one on the other side.  One of the soldiers, who was not part of the original group, starts talking in a loud voice, saying it’s all ridiculous because there is no one there. In fact, we have been wondering all along if this would happen, that no one would be there, and they would end up looking silly.

Suddenly, the other side of the river comes alive.   Men in white camouflage rise up out of their foxholes after tossing aside the corrugated metal sheets that had covered them, on which the snow had accumulated.  They all start firing their submachine guns and tossing grenades, slaughtering everyone in Rex’s company. Only Rex survives, sort of.  We see him holding his hands over his face as a bloody gob of brain goo oozes out between his fingers.

There is a transition to a nursing home, where Rex has been for a long time, unable to move, barely aware of the light, which reminds him of snow.  He is filled with regret as he thinks of the friends he lost:

God, I wish I had them back.  If only we could go back together and do it right.  If only we’d gotten there first.  Then we could have cut them to pieces, the bastards.

Political Movies of the Past

It will never be the same.

I’m thinking about some of the political movies that I enjoyed watching once, back when I was living in a fool’s paradise.

In All the President’s Men (1976), two reporters for the Washington Post uncover evidence that eventually leads to the resignation of Richard Nixon. Nothing like that will ever happen again, now that the Supreme Court has given the president immunity for such things as using the Department of Justice to obstruct justice.  Today, the president that was once and will be again would probably order the FBI to bring charges against such treasonous reporters, assuming that the owner of the newspaper didn’t fire them first.

The Manchurian Candidate (1962) was one of my favorites.  But now, instead of an elaborate plot involving brainwashing and assassination in order to put a Soviet agent in the White House, Russia was able to get its candidate elected president by ordinary, democratic means.

In Advise & Consent (1962), we see the Senate struggle to confirm the president’s nominee for secretary of state, one Robert Leffingwell (Henry Fonda).  Information has come to light that the nominee was once a member of a “communist cell,” where he supposedly said that communism would come to the United States gradually.  From some of the nominee’s speeches, it is feared that he will be all too willing to yield to the demands of the Soviet Union.  But with a name like Leffingwell, what would you expect?

In a few months, we can expect a different kind of struggle within the Senate.  Since the president-elect himself can be counted on to cozy up to the Russians, there is not much point in worrying about his nominees in this regard.  The Republicans need only ask themselves whether they should confirm those nominees in the usual way, thereby displaying their fealty, or simply allow for recess appointments, dodging the matter altogether.

One of the senators in that movie commits suicide when his past catches up with him, in particular, his homosexual relationship with another soldier when he was stationed in Hawaii.  At first, I thought this was one more feature of the movie that was outdated.  But then it occurred to me that the Supreme Court may not only invalidate same-sex marriage but even recriminalize sodomy as well.  So, perhaps this plot point will live to see another day.

Seven Days in May (1964) was thrilling, watching generals plot a military coup, in which President Lyman (Frederic March) would be removed from office and replaced by General James Mattoon Scott (Burt Lancaster).  There were several indications that these senior military officers were basically fascists, while the president and his allies believed in the Constitution, the rule of law, and democracy.

General Scott and other senior men in the military were worried about the fact that President Lyman was too trusting of the Russians, and that action had to be taken immediately before he allowed the Soviet Union to gain a military advantage over the United States.  This concern on the part of the generals in the movie is similar to that which exists between actual generals of today and our once and future president.  As in the movie, these actual generals are concerned that the re-elected president will play into the hands of the Russians.

Unlike the movie, however, it is a fascist president that that attempted a coup, not the generals, who are the ones that believe in the Constitution.  As a result, they may be subjected to courts-martial for being disloyal.

As with Advise & Consent, there is a sexual component in this movie as well.  General Scott wrote some love letters to a woman with whom he was having an affair, and this evidence of adultery is considered as a way of thwarting the coup, forcing Scott to resign under threat of scandal.  However, President Lyman decides to eschew such scurrilous methods. Unlike the threat of a homosexual scandal in Advise & Consent, the possibility of a heterosexual scandal of the kind found in Seven Days in May now seems quaint.  In a world where a politician can be found liable for sexual abuse and then go on to be elected president, love letters revealing an adulterous affair in the past aren’t worth the price of the postage stamps by which they were mailed.

And so it is that these movies must now be viewed as artifacts of twentieth-century America, revealing a time when people believed in the strength and integrity of their constitutional republic.

I suppose if we want to see a political movie that still has relevance, there’s always Triumph of the Will (1935).

Hud (1963)

The title character of Hud, played by Paul Newman, is a psychopath, and just enough so that we envy him. To be unburdened by our conscience is something we often long for.  In Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931), for example, when the former title character drinks his potion and becomes the latter, his first words are “Free! Free!” Of course, Hyde is too evil for us to want to be like him.  After all, we don’t want to kill anyone. We just want to be able to have sex with a married woman and then point the finger at our nephew when we get caught, the way Hud does at the beginning of the movie.

It also helps that Hud is good looking, whereas Hyde is ugly.

Anyway, the movie is set on a cattle ranch owned by Hud’s father, Homer Bannon (Melvyn Douglas). Hud’s nephew is Lonnie (Brandon De Wilde). They have a maid, Alma (Patricia Neal).  At one point in the movie, while Hud is drunk, wearing a wife beater, and feeling ornery, he tries to rape Alma in the small shack she occupies right near the main house, but Lonnie grabs him and pulls him off her. Hud becomes so angry that he starts to hit Lonnie in the face, but he has just enough of a conscience to stay his hand. He gives up and leaves.

The movie was based on a novel, Horseman, Pass By, which I have not read, only summaries.  In that novel, the maid’s name is Halmea, and she is African American. Lonnie is unable to stop Hud from raping her and can only watch as Hud does so.

That the movie changed black Halmea into white Alma is not surprising. Even if the Production Code had allowed it, I’m not sure how audiences in 1963 would have reacted to seeing a white man rape a black woman.  However, there is another consideration other than that of race.  Had Hud in the movie actually raped Alma, we would have despised him for that, and the Production Code, if not just ordinary movie morality, would have required that he die in the end.  But since he failed in his attempt, as a result of what little conscience he had, what he did was forgivable.

Am I wrong to say that?  I might have hesitated in this regard were it not for the fact that a lot of people say that Alma wanted to be raped.  On my own, that thought would never have occurred to me.  After my mother saw the movie, however, she said that Alma wanted Hud to take her by force. My girlfriend said that Alma was irritated that Lonnie prevented Hud from raping her.  A third woman, Pauline Kael, said the same thing in her book I Lost It at the Movies:

Alma obviously wants to go to bed with Hud, but she has been rejecting his propositions because she doesn’t want to be just another casual dame to him; she wants to be treated differently from the others. If Lon hadn’t rushed in to protect his idealized view of her, chances are that the next morning Hud would have felt guilty and repentant, and Alma would have been grateful to him for having used the violence necessary to break down her resistance, thus proving that she was different.  They might have been celebrating ritual rapes annually on their anniversaries.

I still don’t see it.  But I’m just a man, so what do I know?

Before we get to that attempted rape in the movie, all the cattle on the Bannon ranch have to be destroyed because they have hoof-and-mouth disease. They contracted it when Homer bought some Mexican cows to add to his herd.  As a result, the Bannon family is impoverished.  It is suggested to Homer that he might drill for oil, but he doesn’t like the idea.  As a result, Hud gets a lawyer, intending to take possession of the ranch owing to his father’s incompetence. When Homer finds out about that, they start arguing. Hud says that he’s going to get control of the property, one way or the other. Homer replies:

Why, you’re badly mistaken about all this.  I’ll be the only one to run this ranch while I’m alive.  After that, you may get part of it.  I don’t know. But you can’t get control of this place. No way in the world.

Homer could have said that when he died, Hud and Lonnie would inherit the ranch, but he most decidedly did not say that.  He said that Hud may get part of the ranch.

Earlier in the movie, when they first find out the cattle are diseased, Hud says to Homer:

You’ve had twenty-four of my thirty-four years working for you on this ranch, and, Daddy, you’ve had top-grade cheap labor.  I’ve shoveled manure for you.  You’ve got my calluses. For what?  Your blessings the day you die? No, damn it. I want out of this spread what I put into it.

I will only add that Hud doesn’t even have his own place.  I can’t imagine being thirty-four years old and still living at home with my father.

A man with a lot of money will sometimes turn his children into slaves, getting them to spend their lives doing his bidding for the sake of an expected inheritance, only for him to decide late in life that his children are unworthy and leave it all to the church or to some teenage tart, figuring it’s his money to do with as he pleases. That is why there are laws to prevent that sort of thing, and that is why we see some justification in what Hud is doing.

Before Hud is able to get guardianship of the property, Homer falls off his horse and is mortally injured. Lonnie tries to reassure him that he’ll be all right, but Homer says he wants to give up:  “Hud there’s waiting on me. And he ain’t a patient man.”  Right after saying that, he dies.

Therefore, like the attempted rape, the guardianship is only attempted as well. Our attitude toward Hud might have been different had he actually succeeded in getting possession of the ranch and putting his father out to pasture.

In the novel, Lonnie goes to get help, and while he is gone, Hud shoots Homer, saying he did it to put him out of his misery.  That would also have been too much for us had that scene been in the movie. As noted above, we no longer want to identify with a psychopath in a movie once he kills somebody.

And so it is that the movie softens the character that is in the book, and in so doing, allows us to interpret his behavior sympathetically, even if we have misgivings as we do so.

As noted earlier, I have not read the book.  I didn’t see anything in the summaries about Hud’s having been drafted.  In the movie, however, as Lonnie prepares to leave the ranch for good after Homer’s funeral, Hud says to him that he is a “little bit green” to be going off on his own:  “I was about your age when I went in the Army. Your granddaddy bought me a Mars candy bar at the station, and said, ‘Character’s the only thing I got to give you. Be a man.’”

Lonnie replies, “Well, I guess he was kind of worried, your trying so hard to get out of the draft.”

I did not see this movie when it first came out in 1963.  When I did finally see it at the drive-in with some friends of mine in 1968, we all laughed in a grim sort of way.  Our college deferments were just about up, and we were all trying to figure out some way to dodge the draft.  So, while Lonnie’s remark was supposed to indicate one more way in which Hud was a shameless character, by 1968, dodging the draft had acquired an entirely different connotation.

More to the point, given that this movie wants to portray Hud as an unscrupulous character, wouldn’t it have been better to have him succeed in dodging the draft? Or would that be like the attempted rape of Alma and Hud’s attempt at guardianship?  That is, we are able to forgive Hud for only attempting to rape her, whereas we would not have done so had he succeeded; and we find it easier to accept what Hud was doing about trying to get possession of the ranch when Homer’s death makes that unnecessary.  By the same token, then, we are able to forgive Hud for only attempting to dodge the draft, whereas we might not have done so had he succeeded in that case either.

That old movies should frown on draft dodgers is not surprising.  In For Me and My Gal (1942), Gene Kelly deliberately breaks his hand to avoid being drafted but ends up redeeming himself heroically. In Mr. Lucky (1943), the title character played by Cary Grant dodges the draft, but ends up having a change of heart and decides to do what he can for the war effort.

With the advent of the Vietnam War, attitudes about the draft changed for a lot of people.  In fact, one thing good about that war was that you could dodge the draft without shame.  After I pulled it off, everyone was happy for me:  my college professors, my friends, my parents.  In fact, even the sergeant at the draft board, after reading the doctor’s recommendation, said to me with a big smile on his face, “Congratulations, you just got yourself a I-Y deferment.”

Going beyond that, I knew a girl who said she would never have sex with a man who had been in the Army, indicating that a man should have the moral courage to refuse to serve.  In Hamburger Hill (1987), a soldier gets a Dear John letter from his sweetheart, breaking up with him, because her college friends have persuaded her that it is immoral to have a boyfriend who is a soldier.  There are also remarks in that movie about girls back home “fucking for peace.”  We’d come a long way since D.H. Lawrence, when asked why men go to war, replied, “Because the women are watching.”

And yet, these changes in attitude notwithstanding, I have never seen a movie in which someone dodged the draft and then went on to live happily ever after, unless he first redeemed himself in some way.

The draft was ended in 1973, so we can only speculate as to what our attitude toward a draft dodger would be today.

Johnny Belinda (1948)

For a long time, I had heard about the movie Johnny Belinda, and I knew it was about a woman who was deaf, so when I finally got around to watching it, I naturally assumed that she was the title character. But no, her name is Belinda MacDonald, played by Jane Wyman.  As a result of being raped, she is impregnated.  She gives birth to a son, whom she names Johnny.  I should have thought that his name would then be Johnny MacDonald, but nothing is ever said to that effect.  I have never heard of an illegitimate child being given the mother’s first name as his surname, but I suppose she could do that if she wanted to.  No one in the movie says that his name is Johnny Belinda, but given the title, I assume that is the idea.

Most of the time when we watch an old movie, we simply make allowances for the censorship in place at the time of its production, in particular, the Motion Picture Production Code.  Perhaps because this movie is about rape, I found myself paying closer attention to the way this story is told than I might otherwise.

The word “rape” was not forbidden as such, but on those rare occasions when it was uttered, it was more likely to be used in the sense of despoiling, as in, “the rape of Europe had begun” in Mission to Moscow (1943), rather than in the sexual sense.  So, it came as no surprise that no one used the word in this movie.

The movie is set on the island of Cape Breton in the province of Nova Scotia.  The chief industry there is fishing.  As for the rest, there are farmers and merchants. The people that live there are portrayed as backward and ignorant.  It is no surprise, then, that Belinda is not only referred to a deaf and dumb, but is also called “the dummy.”  I can’t say what the people on Cape Breton were really like in 1948, or whether someone in Belinda’s situation would have been treated better in New York or Los Angeles, but that seems to be the way the movie wants us to see things.

Into this community has arrived Dr. Richardson (Lew Ayres), replacing the doctor recently deceased. One night he is summoned to the MacDonald farm where lives Belinda, her father Black (Charles Bickford), and her aunt Aggie (Agnes Moorehead).  They are dirt-poor farmers, and a cow is having trouble giving birth. It is there that Richardson meets Belinda and learns of her condition.

It is our introduction to her as well.  She is portrayed as childlike, although her age is never specified. Jane Wyman was over thirty years old when she made this movie, but that doesn’t mean that Belinda is supposed to be thirty.  Maybe she is supposed to be a fifteen-year-old girl.  Adults often played the roles of teenagers in those days.  Alternatively, it may be that Jane Wyman’s persona in 1948 was naturally childlike.  However, in the movie Stage Fright (1950), made only two years later, she comes across as the mature adult that she was.  In any event, the result is that when she is raped, it is as if a child has been raped.

The next Sunday, instead of going to church like everyone else, Richardson prepares to go fishing on the MacDonald farm, having been given permission to do so by Black as his fee for delivering that heifer.  The women of the community, represented by three old biddies in particular, are scandalized by the fact that Richardson has been living there three months and has never attended church. This is not uncommon in the movies.  As a general rule, if the protagonist is a bachelor, he probably believes in God, but he does not go to church.  If he is married, then he does go to church, from which we infer that going to church is something for women, who bring their domesticated husbands there with them. The Production Code says, “No film or episode may throw ridicule on any religious faith.” And yet, the way the movies depict bachelor protagonists as avoiding church, there is the implication that these characters have disdain for churchgoing, as if it is beneath them. Presumably, this was permitted by the Production Code as long as these bachelor protagonists did not actually say how much they disliked religion.

Richardson’s real reason for going to the MacDonald farm is to try to teach Belinda sign language, with which he was already familiar from having worked with deaf children at a hospital, and which he has been reviewing from a book he has.  He also gets her to start lipreading.  Eventually, he teaches her how to read and write.

Richardson has a cook and housekeeper named Stella (Jan Sterling).  She is in love with him, but it is unrequited.  Her boyfriend is Locky (Stephen McNally), a surly captain of one of the fishing boats. One day, when she sees him looking at Belinda, she becomes jealous, saying, “One thing, she’d never tell on you,” but then admonishes him to stay away from her.

That night at the dance, the three old biddies are watching what is going on.  One of them remarks of a woman on the dance floor, “She looks right spry for a woman who’s just had her arteries cut out.” Another corrects her, saying it was not her arteries.  She leans toward her and whispers something so low that we cannot hear what she says.  We often hear what people whisper in a movie, but not here.

That something is apparently the word “ovaries.”  I guess the censors regarded that word as too suggestive of sex to be permitted utterance in a movie.  The earliest use of that word in a movie that I could find was in 1970 in the movies Getting Straight and Tropic of Cancer.

But why is this scene in the movie?  Presumably it was to show how silly these old biddies are, thinking they have to whisper the word “ovaries” to each other even though no one else was around to hear them. But if these women are silly, thinking the word “ovaries” has to be whispered, how silly were the censors back then to believe that audiences should not be allowed to hear that word at all? If it be argued that there might have been children in the audience, then we are saying that children could watch a movie in which a woman was raped, but not one where the word “ovaries” was said out loud.  It’s almost as if the censors wished everyone were as deaf as Belinda, then no dirty words would ever be heard.

Stella quits dancing with Locky, telling him he is drunk.  He notices that Black and Aggie are riding out of town to visit their sister who has taken sick.  Seeing his chance, he goes to the MacDonald farm and rapes Belinda.  She becomes sullen after that, flinching if someone touches her. Richardson has been away treating sick people, and when he comes to see her, he is able to cheer her up a little.  He offers to take her to a town to see a diagnostician, thinking something might be done about her inability to hear.

When they arrive in the town, they pass by a store that sells women’s clothing.  In the display window, there is a brassiere and, I believe, a full slip.  She points to them, asking in sign language what they are.

This brings us back to the fact that she is portrayed as childlike, one too young to be wearing such undergarments.  Of course, as we soon find out, she is old enough to be pregnant.  Since Jane Wyman is a small-breasted woman, perhaps Belinda’s family figured she could do without such things.

We watch this scene through the display window from inside the store.  In other words, we are not allowed to hear what Richardson says to her.  The word “brassiere” was used in the movie Three on a Match (1932), but that is a Pre-Code movie.  It also is used in The 39 Steps (1935).  So, the word is more acceptable than “ovaries.”  Nevertheless, we are not allowed to hear what Richardson says to her, once again putting us in the position of being deaf like Belinda, right where the censors want us.

We watch Richardson struggle, trying to figure out what to tell her.  Finally, he distracts her by pointing to a scarf, which he buys for her.  Apparently, he decides that she is not old enough to know about such things, that she is like a child.

Richardson finds out from the diagnostician that Belinda is pregnant.  But the word “pregnant” is not used.  Instead, there are variations on phrases that include the word “child,” as when the diagnostician refers to Belinda’s “expected child,” or when Richardson tells Aggie that Belinda is going to “have a child.” The word “pregnant” was pretty much avoided in those days.  Where it occurs, it is usually in a foreign film like Fanny (1932), which is also Pre-Code, or used in a figurative sense, as in Hamlet (1948), where Polonius says, “How pregnant sometimes his replies are!”

Because “being pregnant” and “going to have a child” denote exactly the same state of affairs, the difference must be a matter of connotation.  There is something ominous about being pregnant, whereas there is something warm and cuddly about having a child.  I’ll go one step further.  It is not said that Belinda is “going to have a baby.”  That is too much like “being pregnant,” a dreadful anticipation for an unmarried woman.  Richardson does not tell Black about this, afraid that he will want to kill the father, no matter what words are used to indicate Belinda’s condition.

Black decides that Belinda is doing so well he will take her to church, something he did only once, years ago.  Richardson goes with them.  As noted above, a male protagonist will go to church once he is married, and this indicates, as if we could not already guess, that he and Belinda will eventually marry.

When Locky arrives at church, Belinda reacts with fear in her eyes, something noticed by Richardson, from which he gathers that Locky must have raped her. Anyway, it is announced at church that Stella and Locky will be getting married soon.  Stella has a lot of money that she inherited from her uncle, and this is the chief reason Locky wants to marry her.

Eventually, Aggie has to tell Black that Belinda is going to have a child.  He becomes furious, demanding that Belinda tell him who the father is.  Richardson shows up at that point and tells Black that she has repressed it, that “it’s blotted out of her mind.”  He manages to calm Black down, saying that even if he found out who the father was, bringing it before the community to exact revenge would only be more traumatic for Belinda.  Then Richardson goes to Belinda’s room and tells her she is going to be a mother, which has even more of a positive connotation than “going to have a child.”  As it sinks in, she becomes happy at the thought. When she has the baby, she loves it dearly.

I suppose there are some women who are raped, have the rapist’s baby, and then come to love that baby. But I suspect there are others that would be horrified at the prospect of having the rapist’s baby.  Telling such a woman that she is “going to be a mother” would be the height of presumption, effectively telling her that she is obligated to love that baby.  Instead, she might detest it, being filled with loathing when she sees it, determined to give it up for adoption.

But that’s real life.  I have never seen a movie in which a woman detested her baby.  Even in Rosemary’s Baby (1968), where Satan himself rapes Rosemary (Mia Farrow), when she looks at the baby that she has given birth to, you see the love in her eyes and the joy in her heart.  In It’s Alive (1974), a woman has a baby-monster on account of some birth-control pills she was taking.  It kills every doctor and nurse in the delivery room and then goes out of the hospital to continue its killing spree.  It eventually makes its way back to its mother, who in turn loves her baby-monster.  And in The Brood (1979), we even get to see Samantha Eggar licking the blood off the psychoplasmic baby that she just removed from its external fetal sac.

A possible exception is the baby-monster in Demon Seed (1977), where Julie Christie is raped and impregnated by a supercomputer.  When she sees what she has given birth to, she seems dubious.  However, her child has developed so quickly that it already looks like a seven-year-old girl.  Mothers are no longer obligated to love monstrous children once they are past the baby stage, as in Village of the Damned (1960).

Let us return to movies about normal babies.  If a woman does give up her baby, it is never with great relief to be rid of the damn thing, but usually out of desperation and with much heartache, as in The Sin of Madelon Claudet (1931). Even in the movie Juno (2007), which ends happily, the title character cries after giving birth, knowing she will be giving up the baby for adoption.

Anyway, Locky spreads a rumor that Richardson is the father.  If this movie were made today, suspicion would probably fall on Belinda’s father.  But Joseph Breen, head of the Production Code Administration, would have turned purple had there been the slightest hint of that in the script.  That aside, given what Locky has been suggesting, no one wants Richardson’s services as a doctor anymore. Because of Belinda’s shame, people in town stop extending the MacDonalds credit. Richardson offers to marry Belinda, but Black says he would be doing it only out of pity, so that idea is put to rest.

A storm comes up, so everyone scrambles to prepare for it.  As a result, no one is in the house when Locky show us to buy some ground barley.  He sees the baby and starts talking to it when Black walks in, none too pleased to see him.  Locky forgets himself, saying the baby is the “spitting image of his father.” Realizing his mistake, he quickly leaves, with Black following.  They start fighting near a cliff, and when Black slips and struggles to cling to the ledge, Locky refuses to save him, letting him fall to his death.  He leaves, and no one in the movie ever finds out that he murdered Black.  They think it was just an accident.

Richardson decides to leave Cape Breton and take a job in a hospital in Toronto. When he explains this to Belinda, she starts crying and hugs him.  He realizes that she is in love with him, as he is with her.  We can tell they are going to get married. He kisses her, but only on the cheek.

However, he first has to get things ready at his new job and find a place for them to live.  In the meantime, the Town Council has a meeting.  It is decided that something must be done to uphold the honor of the community in light of the shame Belinda has brought upon them.  The baby should be taken away from her and given to the newly married Locky and Stella.  Otherwise, the godless child will run loose like an animal.

Locky and Stella ride over to the MacDonald farm to get Belinda to sign a release and give them the baby. Stella goes in by herself.  Belinda refuses to sign the release, outraged at the idea of giving up her baby. Stella goes back outside and tells Locky they are being mean trying to take away her baby, saying, “She’s his mother.”

Locky replies, “I’m his father,” horrifying Stella.  He goes in the house to get the baby, and Belinda kills him with a shotgun.

She is tried for murder.  At first, Stella plays dumb, but as the trial wears on, especially after Richardson is implicated as the father, she bursts out in court, telling what she knows.  Belinda is acquitted. She and Richardson leave Cape Breton for good, taking Aggie with them, the farm having been sold.

Let us return to the moment right after Belinda has been found innocent.  She comes to Richardson and starts using sign language.  He takes her hand and says, “I know Belinda.  You don’t have to say anything.” He holds her face in his hands affectionately.  Then she turns to get her baby.

It is the end of the movie.  Richardson and Belinda are going to get married and live happily ever after.  In any other movie made back then, the man and woman would kiss.  But not here, not even the little peck on the cheek we saw earlier. Although the Production Code forbade “excessive and lustful kissing,” it still allowed kissing that was unquestionably erotic, as when we saw Locky and Stella kissing at the dance.  So, why don’t we see Richardson take Belinda in his arms and give her a passionate kiss, to which she responds sensually?

As has been noted, Belinda is childlike.  For him to kiss her that way would be like kissing a child in a sexual way.  But that only pushes the question back one step. Why did the movie render Belinda’s character as childlike so as to preclude passionate kissing?  And the answer to that is that she had been raped.

A decent woman that has been raped in a movie might end up finding love and getting married, but if a raped woman is seen, either previously or subsequently, to have strong sexual desires, her moral character is called into question.  To see Richardson kissing Belinda on the lips would remind us of when Locky kissed her on the lips, thereby undermining her innocence.

In the old days, women who were raped were often said to have brought it on themselves by dressing provocatively, and a defense against a charge of rape was the testimony of other men who had had sex with her.  In other words, a woman that enjoyed sex could not truly be raped.  Any indication that Belinda was looking forward with lustful anticipation to frolicking in bed with Richardson on their honeymoon would be unthinkable.  It would suggest that what Locky did to her was not really so bad, that she might even have liked it.

Therefore, Belinda had to be desexualized.  We are supposed to believe that she will be happily married to Richardson, and that would imply a reasonably satisfying sex life, at least for him.  On her part, she will be passive, enjoying it to some degree, but mostly because she sees that it pleases her husband.

The Graduate (1967)

Reviewing The Graduate in 1967, Roger Ebert gave the movie four stars, which seemed appropriate, given all the nominations and awards received by this movie. In 1997, however, Ebert gave the movie only three stars, while reflecting on how his appreciation of it had changed thirty years later.  It is commonly remarked by other critics reviewing that movie, both before and since Ebert’s revision, that the movie is dated.

Though it is regrettable that a movie that seemed so good when first released is now dated, yet such a characterization does invite us to ask why this is so.  I suppose we might begin by noting that what it means to be a college graduate today is not the same as it was back then.

There is a scene in the movie where Benjamin Braddock (Dustin Hoffman) is in bed in a hotel room with Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft), the older, married woman with whom he has been having an affair.  They have been having sex for some time, but without conversation, other than the minimum necessary to make arrangements.  Finally, Benjamin expresses a desire to get to know her better, insisting that they have a conversation and that she pick the topic.  Impatient with the whole business, she suggests art, but then denies having any interest in the subject.  Benjamin keeps at it, finally asking her what her major was in college. She says, “Art.”  This is funny, in a sad sort of way, for as Benjamin concludes, “I guess you kind of lost interest in it over the years then.”

There was more freedom for students to major in what interested them in those days, without undue concern for whether they were being practical.  Back then, the mere existence of a college degree, even if the major was one of the liberal or fine arts, proved that one had ability.  While many students were practical right from the start of their freshman year, others felt no need to be so.  I drifted from one major to another, trying to find something that suited my fancy, until I finally settled on philosophy.  My best friend majored in psychology, and I had a girlfriend who majored in French. There was the sense that once you had a college degree, you had it made.

Although Mrs. Robinson never had to work for a living, her pregnancy having forced her to get married and occupy the housewife role, her sex would have been more of an obstacle to finding employment than her major, given that she would presumably have been in college in the late 1940s.

As for Benjamin, we don’t know what he majored in.  We learn that he was on the track team, that he edited the college newspaper, and that he received the Helpingham Award, whatever that is, but nothing is said about his major.  This omission is a little strange, but not much.  As noted above, what really counted back then was the fact that one was a college graduate.  When Mr. McGuire dramatically tells Benjamin that he has just one word to say to him, which turns out to be “Plastics,” suggesting that he seek employment in this field, someone watching this movie for the first time today might be excused for wondering if Benjamin had a degree in chemistry. Otherwise, what would qualify him for getting a job with a corporation for which plastics is an important product? But that would not have been necessary back then.  Even if Benjamin had a Bachelor of Arts, that would not have prevented him from going to work for Plastics, Inc.

In short, the title of this movie had a significance in 1967 that it would not have today.  If The Graduate had never been made, and someone produced a movie with that title today, I would anticipate a story about a recent graduate struggling to find a job where he could make enough money to pay off his student debt.

It has often been said that the Baby Boom generation, beginning with those born in 1946, had a tremendous influence as they moved through life.  The oldest members of that generation, of which I am one, were just one year away from graduating when this movie came out.  As such, this movie had a meaning for us that was especially relevant.  Needless to say, we all identified with Benjamin.

With Mrs. Robinson, we can understand how she has lost interest in art over the years.  Having to get married on account of being pregnant, being a housewife, married to a man she no longer loves, if she ever did, would naturally sap the enthusiasms of her youth.  With Benjamin, he’s already there. We don’t find out what he majored in because we can’t imagine his being enthusiastic about anything.  But at least he was comfortable being a student.  Now that he has graduated, the world is starting to become real for him.  He just wants to be alone in his room while he worries about his future.  In other words, it’s time for him to go out and get a job, but he doesn’t want to do that.

Actually, the real future that someone like Benjamin would have had to worry about back then was being drafted.  Having used up his college deferment, he would have had to face the prospect of being inducted into the Army.  From watching this movie, however, you would never know that there had been such a thing as the Vietnam War.  Paradoxically, this is one way in which the passage of time works in this movie’s favor.  Someone watching this movie today might not notice the way it overlooked the threat that war posed for anyone graduating in 1967.  For those of us watching it when it first came out, dreading the possibility of being killed or maimed in a pointless war, this was a glaring omission.

Mr. Braddock, Benjamin’s father, is played by William Daniels, who often plays a character that must have things exactly his way, according to his rigid schedule, as in A Thousand Clowns (1965) and Two for the Road (1967), so he is perfect for his part here. Without consulting Benjamin, he arranges a party for his homecoming and later insists that he demonstrate a scuba-diving outfit that Benjamin never wanted. However, there is a simple solution for all that.  All Benjamin needs to do is get a job and move into his own apartment.  But he would rather stay in his room and worry about his future.

Roger Ebert was not a member of the Baby Boom generation, having been born in 1942, but he would still have been a young man when this movie came out, as were a lot of the critics that now say this movie is dated.  Being young, there would be a tendency for them to sympathize with Benjamin, as opposed to the older people in this movie.  That Benjamin’s parents are pushy to the point of being caricatures was not recognized as such back then.  But as Ebert and other critics have aged, they have begun to lose patience with Benjamin.

While at the homecoming party, Mrs. Robinson coerces a reluctant Benjamin into giving her a ride home.  Once there, after some heavy flirtation on her part, she gets completely naked and tells him she is available for sex.  It scares Benjamin away, but after thinking about her naked body for a while, he calls her up, and they meet at a hotel, where they get a room.  He is so nervous and awkward that she asks if it is his first time.  He bristles at her suggestion that he might feel inadequate and be afraid, which spurs him to action.  Well, different things work for different people. I hate to think how inadequate I might have been in his situation.  In any event, we can’t help but agree with Mrs. Robinson that this really is his first time.

On the night they had that discussion about art and how she had to get married because she was pregnant with her daughter Elaine (Katherine Ross), Mrs. Robinson becomes furious at the mere suggestion that Benjamin might ask Elaine out when she comes home from Berkeley.  Seeing her reaction, he promises he won’t.  Unfortunately, his parents, and even Mr. Robinson, put pressure on him to ask her out. So, he does.  He promises an angry Mrs. Robinson that he will take Elaine out to dinner, have a drink, and bring her back home.

But he doesn’t.  Instead, he drives recklessly, making Elaine nervous, until they get to a strip club. When they get there, he walks in front of her as she struggles to keep up. When they are shown to a table, he sits down without getting her seated first.  Then, as she stands there, he says, “Sit down.” He smokes a cigarette while wearing sunglasses in the darkly lit club. He reminds me of the obnoxious Buddy Love in The Nutty Professor (1963), and his taking her to this strip joint reminds me of Robert De Niro taking Cybill Shepherd to a porno movie theater in Taxi Driver (1976).  When the woman doing the striptease twirls some tassels around that are attached to her nipple pasties, Benjamin asks Elaine if she can do that.  What kind of creep would do this to a girl?

And it is as unnecessary as it is crude.  He could have taken her to dinner and spent a pleasant evening with her, chatting about one thing or another.  He wouldn’t have had to ask her out again.  Nor would she have felt slighted, for she soon returns to Berkeley where she already has a boyfriend.

Anyway, he finally realizes that he has overdone it when the tassels are being twirled around right over Elaine’s head.  They leave the place, and he starts apologizing for his behavior.  After they spend some more time together, on what would now seem to be a normal date, he tells her, “You’re … the first person I could stand to be with.”

Seriously?  Except for her, there has never been anyone in his entire life that he could stand to be with?  The movie would have us take that as an indication that she is the right woman for him, soon to be the love of his life.  Instead, it made me think of “The Parable of the Two Villages.”  If this were real life, Elaine should never go out with him again, for if she did, she would eventually become the next person he cannot stand to be with.

Nevertheless, she agrees to see him again the next day.  When Mrs. Robinson finds out, she threatens to tell Elaine all about her affair with Benjamin.  He manages to tell Elaine first, but it is no good.  Elaine never wants to see him again.

After sitting alone in his room for a while, Benjamin decides to go to Berkeley, where Elaine is still taking classes, determined to marry her.  When I saw this movie in 1967, I accepted this, possibly because men did stuff like that in the movies.  It was an indication of how much he loved her.  Back then, if a man in a movie truly loved a woman, that settled it.  She was supposed to accept his love, and if she did not, she was wrongheaded.

Now, it’s one thing to watch an old movie and note with amusement that what was acceptable back then no longer is so, perhaps even smiling when we see people smoking in public places.  But when I watched this movie again recently, the way Benjamin stalks Elaine made my flesh crawl. Moreover, when he persists in sexually harassing her, he does so in a loud voice while other people are around, thereby humiliating her.

To up the melodrama, Mr. Robinson now knows about the affair and is getting a divorce.  He is also determined not to let Benjamin get anywhere near Elaine, having pulled her out of school.  Benjamin breaks into the Robinson house looking for Elaine, finding only Mrs. Robinson, who calls the police, reporting what she calls a “burglary,” but is really a home invasion.  He runs off when he hears the police car driving up.

Elaine has agreed to marry a guy named Carl, who smokes a pipe.  (When a young man in a movie smokes a pipe, that should give us pause.)  Benjamin asks Carl’s fraternity brothers where the wedding is to take place.  They all kid around about it being a shotgun wedding, about Carl’s being the Make Out King, with one guy saying to tell Carl to “save of piece for me,” then adding, “of the wedding cake.”

As a general rule, if someone in a movie belongs to a fraternity, we are not supposed to like him. (We have no doubt that Benjamin never joined a fraternity.) In addition, this locker-room talk is supposed to make us dislike Carl, but as the lesser of two evils, she would be better off with him than with Benjamin. Much better would be for her not to marry either one of them, but that possibility never occurs to her because when this movie was made, women were supposed to get married to somebody.  If this movie were made today, she would be free to remain single, and we would be happy if she did so.

Benjamin gets enough information to get him on his way to Santa Barbara, but he has to stop at a filling station to make a phone call to Carl’s father to find out which church it is that will be having the ceremony.  In searching through the phonebook to get the number, he tears out several pages that are in his way. Perhaps this is not as bad as the other stuff he has already done, but it does reinforce just how inconsiderate he is.

After this there comes the classic scene at the church.  Benjamin arrives right after Carl and Elaine have been pronounced man and wife.  He beats on the glass until she realizes that Benjamin is the man she really loves and runs off with him, Benjamin using a cross to lock people in the church.

Mrs. Robinson is furious, so I doubt she’ll be dropping the charge of burglary she has already filed against Benjamin.  And I’m sure that locking people in a building against their will must be a crime of some sort, so that charge will be added as well, probably by Elaine’s husband.

Benjamin and Elaine get on a bus, and we see the two of them with alternating looks of happiness and doubt, already having second thoughts.  It is obvious what misgivings Elaine might be having.  As for Benjamin, it is probably dawning on him that he will now have to go out and get a job, once he gets out of jail, that is.  It will probably be something in plastics.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

I was at a party one night, which was more of a casual get-together of a few friends, and there was a natural flow of conversation of the ordinary sort: speculation as to which teams would be in the Super Bowl, recommendations of a couple of movies showing at the theaters, and disagreements about who would win the next election.  Then, for some reason that escapes me now, someone made an offhand remark about haunted houses.  At that point, the conversation took a turn from which there was no coming back.  Topics seemingly unrelated were enthusiastically discussed by several members of the party in rapid succession:  among others, they brought up exorcism, levitation, Oak Island, the Loch Ness Monster, the Flying Dutchman, and, of course, UFOs.

Not everyone participated. A few of us sat there in silence, feeling overwhelmed. Basically, we just listened, somewhat perplexed.  Logically, there was no reason to think any of these things were related, why, for instance, one person’s mentioning Nostradamus would lead another to start talking about the Lost City of Atlantis.  Somehow, these topics formed a Constellation of the Weird.  I concluded that most of the time, those who embrace such ideas keep them to themselves, but once one person touches on one weird item, it gives someone else permission to bring up another.

Steven Spielberg, who directed and helped write the script for Close Encounters of the Third Kind, is of that sort, except that he would have many of these things be related under the unifying concept of UFOs.  But not all.  There is a point in the movie when ordinary citizens claiming to have seen a UFO are in a discussion with government officials who, of course, make light of their observations. Suddenly, some guy looking like a hippie leftover stands up and says that he saw Bigfoot once, thereby making him and the others look like a bunch of fruitcakes.  Nevertheless, this illustrates how one element in the Constellation of the Weird can suggest another, even though the one is logically unrelated to the other.

One weird category that Spielberg does want to fall within the scope of UFO phenomena is mysterious disappearances.  When the movie begins, we see several different groups of men gathering in the Sonoran Desert in Mexico on account of the sudden appearance of bombers from Flight 19, a squadron that disappeared in 1945.  The planes appear to be in perfect condition.

David Laughlin (Bob Balaban) asks, “Where’s the pilot? I don’t understand! Where’s the crew?! How the hell did it get here?!”

We will eventually get an answer as to “where” and “how.”  A flying saucer has the crew, and it put the planes there in the desert.  What we never get an answer to is “why.”  And that leads to the question, “Why don’t we get to know the why?”

Also present at the site is Claude Lacombe (François Truffaut), a French scientist who specializes in UFOs. It is brought to his attention that there is a witness, a local who saw what happened the previous night. When asked, he says that the sun came out and sang to him.  He is an old man and clearly simpleminded.

Later in the movie, the SS Cotopaxi, a ship that disappeared along with its crew in 1925, is found sitting in the middle of a desert in Mongolia.

Later still in the movie, we are taken to India, where hundreds of Indians are getting themselves all worked up religion-wise because they heard five notes coming from the sky.  Claude Lacombe is there, and he subsequently gives a lecture about the notes to his colleagues.  The aliens have had plenty of time to learn how to speak English, but these notes and some corresponding hand signals are the only forms of communication they deign to use.  And that’s too bad, because if they spoke English, we could ask them, “What’s the point of all this?”

In the meantime, at an air-traffic control center, pilots from different planes tell of unusual activity on the part of some strange aircraft, but no one wants to report it as a UFO. They don’t want to get involved.  So, not only does the government cover up information it has about UFOs, but a lot of such sightings don’t even get reported.

The scene shifts to a house in Indiana.  It’s the middle of the night, and Barry, a five-year-old boy, is awakened when his toys become activated.  As he walks through the house, other such things start happening, such as doors opening on their own and a coke can opening by itself.  Implicit in this is the suggestion that in those stories about houses where stuff flies around the room, the cause is UFOs.

The old man who witnessed the planes being placed on the ground in Mexico had a childlike mentality. Barry, a second person to witness one of the UFOs, is an actual child.  Perhaps it is not too soon to recall Luke 18:17, in which Jesus says, “Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein.”

This movie is not alone in suggesting a religious aspect to UFOs.  I first became aware of the way some people make that connection about fifty years ago.  A friend of mine, who was studying to become a minister, offered up the following argument.  UFO sightings are evidence of a higher intelligence on other planets, he said. So, if I was willing to accept that, then I should be open to the possibility that there is an even higher intelligence, namely God.

I feel bad repeating this argument, for it may appear that I’m making fun of him. But I do repeat it because I have since come across the idea behind it in many forms.  What was unusual about his argument is that he actually presented it explicitly.  Usually, the connection between extraterrestrials and God is only hinted at so that it never amounts to more than a feeling.  The entire movie Contact (1997) is an example of this.

The scene shifts to another house in Indiana consisting of the Neary family.  That would be Roy (Richard Dreyfuss), his wife Ronnie (Terri Garr), and their young children, two boys and a girl.  They are all in the living room, and it is pandemonium.  About a week earlier, Roy promised the family a movie.  He sees that Pinocchio (1940) is playing at a theater, and his kids have never seen it.  He tells them they will love it, but one of his sons, who is eight years old, says, “Who wants to see some dumb cartoon rated G for kids?”

Ostensibly, the joke is that this boy is a kid.  However, I believe this is also an inside joke.  One thing that producers in Hollywood quickly learned after the ratings system was established was that it was difficult to make a lot of money on a movie rated G.  The ideal rating is PG, which is conducive to maximum attendance.  Therefore, to keep the movie we are watching from being rated G, the word “shit” is worked into the dialogue four times.  I first became aware of this a few years later when I saw Popeye (1980), which you would expect to be a movie for children.  I was surprised when at one point in the movie, the title character, played by Robin Williams, says, “Oh, shit!”  The reason for this, as I later discovered, was to give the movie its PG rating.

The character Pinocchio is a little boy, wooden at first.  And it is clear that Roy wants to see the movie for its own sake, while enjoying it vicariously through his children.  Roy also likes to play Goofy Golf, and we see him playing with toy trains with his son.  In other words, he too is childlike.

Finally, Ronnie announces that it is time for bed.  One of the boys says, “No way! Dad said we could finish watching The Ten Commandments.”  It is the 1956 version.

Needless to say, there are many other movies that might have been on television, but this one was chosen as another way of making an association between UFOs and religion.  In 1968, Erich Von Däniken published Chariot of the Gods?  Unsolved Mysteries of the Past, in which he argued that aliens from other planets enabled ancient civilizations to build things like the pyramids of Egypt or the statues on Easter Island.  These ancient astronauts were regarded by those on Earth as gods.

Building on this thesis, there are those who wonder if many of the miracles reported in the Bible were brought about by these ancient astronauts.  In ETs Among Us:  UFO Witnesses and Whistleblowers (2016), someone in the movie argues that religious art from the past proves that miracles associated with Moses, the Virgin Mary, John the Baptist, and Jesus were brought about by UFOs.

One might suppose that this is an atheistic thesis:  since we have ancient astronauts to account for miracles, then I guess we don’t need God.  But somehow, these ancient astronauts are supposed to be evidence that there is a God.

In particular, the parting of the Red Sea, allowing Moses and the Hebrews to get across before the Egyptians could catch up with them, is explained by some as the work of ancient astronauts.  Once again, the proponents of this idea know that it does not pay to get too far into details, lest the idea collapse under the absurdity of it all.  No one says, “God told the ancient astronauts to swoop down and part the Red Sea.”  Certainly, Close Encounters of the Third Kind does not.  It merely operates on the association of ideas.  Having The Ten Commandments being shown on television while Earth is being visited by UFOs is all that is needed for the purpose at hand.

In a similar way, in The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951), a man from another planet calls himself “Mr. Carpenter” and is resurrected after he dies, prompting an association of him with Jesus.  But an association of ideas is as far as that movie is willing to go.  No one says, “Gosh, Mr. Carpenter must actually be Jesus Christ, and his landing here on Earth in a flying saucer is the Second Coming.” At that point, reason would kick in, and the idea would be rejected as preposterous.

Roy is a utility lineman, and he gets a call telling him he is needed to take care of a huge power outage. While out in his truck, a UFO hovers over him, doing its poltergeist thing, and then moves on.  He starts driving again when he almost hits Barry, whose mother Jillian Guiler (Melinda Dillon) grabs him out of the middle of the road at the last second.  It’s a good thing she sleeps in her clothes, because if she had had to get dressed first before chasing after Barry, she might not have made it in time.

Roy goes back home and drags his entire family out of bed so that he can take them back to where he was, so that they can see what he saw, but it’s not there anymore.  Ronnie is not amused.  The next day they start arguing about it, with Roy wanting to investigate what he saw, and Ronnie wanting him to stop with the nonsense.  Then she answers the phone and finds out that Roy has been fired. We don’t know why because while she was talking to his boss, their two boys were arguing about aliens that live on the moon, and it was hard to hear what she was saying.

Earlier that day, while Roy was getting ready to shave, the shaving cream in his hand triggered something in his head, an idea put there by the space aliens.  In other words, we can now add ESP to all the other weird stuff that UFOs are responsible for. That night, Roy comes across Jillian again.  Her son Barry is building a shape out of the mud, with her help, that matches the shape that Roy has been seeing.

When Roy gets back home, he starts going crazy, determined to build a large version of his vision out of mud and other stuff right in his living room.  Ronnie gets so fed up that she takes the kids and goes to stay with her sister, eventually calling him up, saying she wants a divorce.  The reason for this becomes clear later on.  After the alien mothership lands, Roy wants to go with them and gets on board.  Had Ronnie not left him, he would be abandoning his wife and children, and that would never do.

Being part of a family is not conducive to having a religious experience, especially a family like that of the Neary household, which is never quiet, but always full of noise and confusion.  That is why in Luke 14:26, Jesus says, “If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.”  Roy’s vision is part of his religious experience, which he feels compelled to follow, but his obligations to his family conflict with that.  (Luke 14:20:  “And another said, I have married a wife, and therefore I cannot come.”)  This is solved by having his wife leave him.

In the meantime, a UFO visited the Guiler house again, this time trying to get inside, so to speak.  As Jillian tries to keep it out, Barry wants to let it in, saying, “Toys!” and “You can come and play now.” Eventually, he gets away from Jillian and is abducted by the aliens.  But not to worry.  Barry was right. When we get to the end of the movie, we see that the aliens look like space children, so they only wanted Barry to come out and play.  Jillian did not realize that Barry’s abduction was just a play date.

The government and the scientists figure out that the UFOs want to meet us earthlings at Devils Tower, the vision of which has been haunting Roy, Jillian, and some others.  The government tries to keep anyone else from knowing about this because that’s what the government always does in a UFO movie.  But Roy and Jillian manage to make it there and see what is happening.

When the mothership first opens up, out come the missing pilots from Flight 19. Commenting on the fact that the pilots don’t seem to have aged, a scientist says, “Einstein was right.”  Another scientist replies, “Einstein was probably one of them.”

Those not enamored of the Constellation of the Weird simply smirked when they heard this line while watching this movie, not taking it seriously.  But Spielberg did intend for it to be taken seriously.  Of course, Einstein did not look like those aliens, so what Spielberg meant to suggest was that one of those aliens mystically infused his spirit into Einstein’s body, thereby giving him the insight that no human being on this planet would be capable of.  But the scientist making that comment does not flatly state that thesis because it would violate the principle that such things are only to be hinted at, never to be clearly enunciated.

As far as the first scientist is concerned, he is, of course, referring to the twin paradox, in which an astronaut gets on a rocket and flies away at speeds close to that of light, while his twin stays here on Earth.  When the rocket finally returns, the astronaut seems to have aged only slightly, while the twin that stayed on Earth is an old man.

So, I guess what happened is this.  The aliens abducted the pilots and took off at speeds approaching that of light for just over thirty years of Earth time, but only a year or so of UFO time, and then brought them back.  Oh, but wait a minute!  They also abducted the crew of the SS Cotopaxi in 1925. So, they flew off with them at speeds close to that of light, and after thirty years of Earth time, returned, picked up the crew of Flight 19, and then took off again for another thirty years of Earth time.  But we also see a woman exiting the mothership, so somewhere along the way they returned, picked her up, and took off again.  Why they did this over and over again, we never find out.

At the beginning of the movie, we saw that one of the planes had a photograph of a young woman, probably the pilot’s sweetheart.  I would love for that pilot to have said, “Now that I’m back, Margie and I are going to get married,” only to be told that Margie is a grandmother now.  Better still would be for another pilot to say that he can’t wait to go home and see his mother again, only to be told that she died a long time ago. And in addition to the heartbreak experienced by the abducted, having lost their loved ones, think of all the grief visited upon the friends and family of those abducted people, when they thought their loved ones had died.  Those aliens are an inconsiderate bunch.

We see several men and women in red uniforms, apparently potential passengers on the mothership for its next trip out.  A prayer is said over them to establish, once more, a connection between religion and UFOs.  Then we see them parading toward the spaceship.  Roy is with them.  He is singled out as someone special by the leader of the aliens, and he will be the one they take on board.  I suppose the aliens’ plan is to take off at speeds close to that of light for about thirty Earth years, and then return him looking as young as when he left, since that seems to be their thing.  Roy’s wife will have to raise three children by herself without child support, but he doesn’t care about them.

Coma 1978

At the beginning of the movie Coma, Dr. Susan Wheeler (Geneviève Bujold) arrives at Boston Memorial Hospital where she and other doctors talk medicalese all day, which impresses us because we don’t understand it.  She and another doctor at the hospital, Mark Bellows (Michael Douglas), finally finish their day and arrive at his apartment where they live together.

It doesn’t take long for them to start squabbling about who gets to take a shower first, who fixes dinner, and who brings whom a beer.  Susan becomes fed up and leaves. She leaves him on a regular basis, but then she always goes back to him. She is able to do this because she never gave up her apartment. Later in the movie, we hear Susan telling a psychiatrist, “Mark’s whining about how I can’t make a commitment, and I’m cold, and I’m afraid of intimacy.”

Mark tells her she doesn’t want a lover; she wants a wife.  Of course, it’s also true that he wants a wife. And since, as long as they remain a couple, they can’t both have a wife, it would be best if they split up. We wish they would. We know they won’t.

Susan’s best friend Nancy needs an abortion.  It is referred to as a therapeutic abortion, presumably because if Nancy’s husband found out she was pregnant, it would be bad for her health.  We are not told how her husband would know that the baby is not his, but several possibilities are available:  military deployment has kept him away from home for the past six months; he had a vasectomy five years ago; Nancy has been having an affair with a man of a distinctly different ethnicity.

Whatever the reason, the doctor performing the abortion seems to know all about it, commenting on her situation to others in the operating room, saying that she is in “a hell of a mess,” but that what she has done is none of his business.  “I’m just her surgeon.  I don’t run her life.”  Because he feels the need to justify doing this abortion, he seems to regard the procedure as morally dubious.  Moreover, in the very act of congratulating himself for not being judgmental, he is implying that she has done something shameful.  His attitude appears to be that of the movie itself, that she is guilty of committing one sin in order to cover up another.

In that case, movie karma says that she should be punished.  And so, she is. During the procedure, she goes into a coma and never recovers. When another young patient has a minor operation and goes into a coma too, Susan becomes suspicious.  When she decides to investigate to see how many young, otherwise healthy patients have inexplicably gone into a coma during surgery, she is thwarted by Dr. George, Chief of Anesthesiology.  He won’t let her look as the files. Worse yet, Dr. George is played by Rip Torn, who often plays unsavory characters.

Susan finally gets a sneak peek at the files, and she discovers that all the patients have something in common:  Operating Room 8.  Further investigation on her part reveals that a device allows certain patients being operated on in that room to be fed carbon monoxide instead of oxygen.  Then their bodies are sent to the Jefferson Institute where their organs can be auctioned off to the highest bidder. It is while she is snooping around there that she overhears a conversation indicating that “George” is behind it all.

Because Susan’s investigation may jeopardize all the money that the Jefferson Institute is raking in, an assassin is assigned to her case. He chases her into the amphitheater and then into a room where she sprays him with a fire extinguisher. At that point, he pulls out his pistol and chases her into a room full of cadavers, which is kept really cold so that they don’t rot.  While he is trying to find her in that room, she pushes a bunch of cadavers onto him and runs out of the room, locking it behind her.

The lock is a barrel slide bolt.  Such a lock does not prevent anyone from entering the cadaver room, but it does keep the cadavers from getting out.  Well, you never know.  What if Herbert West is a doctor at this hospital?  In any event, the assassin is locked in with the cadavers.

At this point, the most natural thing in the world is for her to call the police and tell them a man just tried to kill her, and that she has him locked in the cadaver room. Instead, we next see her in Mark’s apartment, crying hysterically about Operating Room 8, while he strokes her hair in a patronizing way, telling her she needs a Valium.

I suppose we should have known it would turn out like this when the movie condemned Nancy for trying to conceal an adulterous affair by having an abortion.  The movie is faux feminist.  It starts out by letting us think of Susan as being intelligent and resourceful, and indeed she is.  But then the movie does this!

Can you imagine the roles being reversed?  That is to say, imagine it was Mark who began to suspect something strange going on with these comas.  And then, after almost being killed by the assassin, whom he locked up in the cadaver room, he fails to call the police and instead runs to Susan, sobbing and blubbering, while Susan strokes his hair and humors him as if he were a child.

But that’s just it.  This movie plays into sexual stereotypes so vividly that their roles cannot be reversed.  Susan may be a doctor and able to hold her own in that profession, but she is still a woman, and Mark is still a man.  So, according to this movie, that means she is weak, and he is strong.

Anyway, while she is resting, she hears Mark talking suspiciously to someone on the phone.  Perhaps Mark is in cahoots with Dr. George? She sneaks out of the apartment.

You might think that having had a chance to regain her composure, she would now go to the police and tell them that a man tried to kill her, and that he is locked in the cadaver room. Instead, she goes to see Dr. Harris (Richard Widmark), Chief of Surgery, and tells him all she knows.  Like Rip Torn, however, Richard Widmark is also known for playing unsavory characters.  And it turns out that Dr. Harris’s first name is “George.”  He slips her a drug that not only makes her drowsy, but also causes her to have symptoms of appendicitis.  He gets her prepped for immediate surgery.  Of course, there haven’t been any lab tests, and she hasn’t signed all the necessary forms agreeing to have an appendectomy, but no one is willing to question Dr. Harris.

However, Mark hears Dr. Harris insisting on using Operating Room 8, reminding him of Susan’s theory.  He manages to stop the carbon monoxide from being fed into her breathing apparatus in the nick of time, thereby becoming the hero of the story. Then, because Mark is a man, he knows to call the police.  Dr. Harris sees the two policemen waiting for him outside Operating Room 8, and he realizes he is going to be arrested.  As for that guy who is locked up in the cadaver room, he probably froze to death by now.

Given the way the way this movie subverts its superficial feminism, we may guess how things will be for Mark and Susan going forward.  She will make a commitment, quit being cold, and quit being afraid of intimacy.  She will give up her apartment and become Mark’s wife.  And that means she will be the one to fix dinner and bring him a beer.

A Summer Place (1959)

Before watching A Summer Place recently, the only movie I had seen with Sandra Dee was Imitation of Life, which was made in the same year, 1959.  She had only a supporting role in that movie, however. As a result, my conception of her was largely formed by that song in Grease (1978), sung by Stockard Channing, which begins as follows:

Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won’t go to bed ’til I’m legally wed
I can’t, I’m Sandra Dee

Later on in the song, Channing refers to Troy Donahue, who is also in A Summer Place:

As for you, Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust, I’m no object of lust
I’m just plain Sandra Dee

Little did I know that A Summer Place would contradict those lyrics.  In fact, my expectations were lowered to such an extent that I wasn’t expecting any eroticism in this movie at all, especially that provided by Sandra Dee’s character.

The setting of this movie is Pine Island, Maine, where lives the Hunter family.  Because it might be difficult keeping track of who’s who in thIs review, here are the members of this family for easy reference:

The Hunter Family

Father:  Bart (Arthur Kennedy)

Mother:  Sylvia (Dorothy McGuire)

Son:  Johnny (Troy Donahue)

Aunt:  Emily (Beulah Bondi)

We gather that Bart’s father was old money, whose ancestors may even have come over on the Mayflower.  But now the Hunter family doesn’t have any money, no doubt because Bart is an alcoholic who made poor business decisions.  As a result, they have been forced to turn their mansion into a summer inn, where they barely get by financially.

There is a second family, the Jorgensons:

The Jorgenson Family

Father:  Ken (Richard Egan)

Mother:  Helen (Constance Ford)

Daughter:  Molly (Sandra Dee)

Twenty years ago, Ken had worked for Bart’s father as a lifeguard, but he became a research chemist and is now new money, being a millionaire.

Bart receives a letter from Ken, which reads as follows:  “Dear Bart Hunter, I am chartering the yacht Ramona at Nassau and taking my wife and daughter for an extended cruise. I’d like to end up at Pine Island for the summer.”  Bart reads the letter to Sylvia, saying that Ken purposely worked in the part about the “yacht” and the “extended cruise.”  He says that Ken undoubtedly heard that the Hunter family had been wiped out financially, and he wants to come to Pine Island and gloat. Bart imagines Ken saying to himself, “Maybe Bart Hunter will carry my bags. I might even give him a tip.”  Bart intends to turn him down.

Sylvia insists that they cannot afford to be proud, that they need the money.  She even goes so far as to say they can let the Jorgenson family have their rooms in the mansion, while the Hunter family will stay in the gardener’s cottage out back.

Bart is incredulous:  “In the servants’ quarters?  Where he even slept himself before with the hired help? That’s ridiculous.”

Sylvia may have another reason for wanting to let the Jorgensons stay at their inn. When Bart first mentioned Ken’s name, she turned around suddenly, accompanied by dramatic music, suggesting that there may have been something going on between her and Ken at one time.  Anyway, she wins the argument.

The scene shifts to the yacht, where we learn that it is Helen, not Ken, who wants to act superior. She bought Ken some yachting clothes, including a cap bearing the insignia of the Nassau Yacht Club, to which Ken does not belong.  Not wanting to pretend to be something he is not, he throws the cap out the porthole, telling Helen that people on Pine Island will remember he used to be a lifeguard, and he does not want to try “putting on the dog.”

As they approach Pine Island, Ken goes up on deck and calls Molly to join him. She looks through binoculars and sees a boy, Johnny, looking at her through binoculars.  She says to her father:

There’s a boy up there watching me. There he goes. Funny feeling, being looked at without knowing it. Remember that family that lived next door to us back home? … Their son used to look at me…. Well, his bedroom was right across from mine. And one night, I felt naughty and went right on undressing so he could see. And then all of a sudden, I got terribly ashamed, and I ran to pull the curtains down. I’ll never forget, I had hot and cold flushes all over me afterwards. Wasn’t that awful?

I have to admit to feeling flushed myself, listening to Molly talk about getting undressed in front of a window so the boy next door could see her naked.  And then it occurred to me that since she was talking to her father, that meant that for the purpose of that scene, I was identifying with her father, and that meant that her erotic story was tinged with incestuous desire.

This reminded me of the movie Fright Night (1985), where the attractive mother of a teenage boy tells him about a dream she had where, all of a sudden, she was “stark naked.”  I’m not sure how many women would tell their teenage sons about some dream they had where they were naked, but I would advise against it.  It’s hard enough to suppress such thoughts without having your mother put that image into your head.  Of course, the scriptwriter purposely had her tell her son about a dream like that in order to add Oedipal angst to his problems.

By the same token, the scriptwriter of A Summer Place purposely had Molly tell her father about getting naked for the boy next door.  Unlike me, however, Ken seems unaffected by this.  He merely tells Molly that everyone has done something he is ashamed of.  In any event, this is the first instance in this movie of a motif in which would-be lovers look at each other through the windows of their bedrooms.

Apparently, Helen believes that Molly’s body, even when fully dressed, is something to be ashamed of. Molly runs to Ken for support, saying Helen wants her to wear an “armor-plated bra” and a “cast-iron girdle.”  Helen enters the room and starts arguing with Ken, who takes the bra and girdle away from Molly and sends her out of the room.  He accuses Helen of trying to de-sex Molly.

At first, this confused me.  I could understand how making Molly look flat-chested would diminish her sex appeal, but why the girdle?  Isn’t that supposed to make a woman look prettier by giving her an attractive shape?

As I thought about this, I remembered a girlfriend I had once who had two books on her bookshelf, The Joy of Being Single and How to Marry the Man of Your Choice.  I guess she was covered either way.  On evenings where I had to wait for her to get ready for our date, I would read portions of that latter book. The author, Margaret Kent, had some pretty good advice.  One such piece of advice for a woman was to “dress friendly.”

By that she meant that a woman should dress in a manner that would make it easy for a man to imagine undressing her.  When I was in high school, I had a girlfriend who “dressed friendly.”  When we went to the drive-in, I had no trouble at all removing her clothes, which was as it should have been, allowing us to indulge our passions without obstacle or delay.

A year later, while in college, I had another girlfriend.  One night at another drive-in, while we were doing some heavy petting, I ran into her girdle.  I don’t know how much trouble it is for a woman to remove a girdle and later put it back on, but I suspected it would not be easy at a drive-in movie theater, so I never managed to get past that thing.  I still loved her, of course, and would have continued to do so nevertheless, had not her fiancé shown up unexpectedly one night.  The main thing, however, is that she was not dressing friendly.

In other words, while the bra Helen wanted Molly to wear would have taken away her sex appeal by making her look flat-chested, the girdle was intended to act as an impediment to the consummation of male lust.  Ken has a permissive attitude about Molly’s sexuality, however, and he throws the bra and girdle out the porthole.

When the Jorgensons arrive at the inn, Bart’s aunt and godmother, Mrs. Emily Hamilton Hamble, recognizes Ken, asking him if he is still a lifeguard.  She muses about Molly, saying, “Hardly proper to be so pretty. Seems to me that all the nice girls I know are either too fat or too thin or have bad skin and thick ankles.” Mothers of girls like that don’t have to bother with bras and girdles.  Such girls have a natural protection against indecency.

When the Jorgensons are shown their two-bedroom suite, Helen says she and Molly will take one bedroom, and Ken can have the other.  No more need be said regarding that arrangement.  Then Helen tells Molly to be sure to clean the toilet seat.  In those days, it was often said that you could get syphilis off a toilet seat.

When Ken looks out his bedroom window from the second floor, he can see through the window of the gardener’s cottage on the ground floor, where Sylvia looks back at him, recalling Molly’s adventure in front of open windows.  They gaze into each other’s eyes, once again suggesting that there used to be something between them.

That evening at dinner, Sylvia begins explaining about her and Bart’s decision to live at Pine Island all year, telling of the “bright dreams” she had before concluding with this:

And then after the summer season was over, I was going to abandon all convention, go back to nature. Take off my clothes, walk on the beaches in the sun, swim once again in the moonlight.

Once more, I started feeling flush.  In none of the movies I had seen starring Dorothy McGuire was she supposed to be sexy, so my expectations for her in this movie were like those I had for Sandra Dee.  But hearing her talk about walking the beaches naked during the day and swimming naked at night was having an effect on me like that of Molly’s strip tease with the curtains open. Fortunately, before she said all this, Johnny offered to show Molly the grounds, and they left the table, so he was spared having that image of his mother placed in his head.

Meanwhile, Johnny and Molly have paused by a fountain featuring a statue of Cupid.  She offers herself to be kissed.  When Johnny asks, somewhat gauchely, where she learned to kiss so perfectly, she tells of how she and a boy in high school used to kiss regularly, even though they were not going steady.  Although it is only kissing that they are talking about, Johnny is in awe of how casual she is about sex and more experienced than he is.  When they return to the inn, she asks him if they will be able to see each other from their respective bedroom windows.  When he says they will, she says she will wave goodnight.

Unfortunately, Helen saw them kissing.  When Molly returns to her bedroom, she overhears Helen telling Ken, “Your daughter didn’t waste any time,” saying she let Johnny “kiss and maul her,” that her behavior was “cheap.”  She says Molly must have Ken’s Swedish blood in her, saying, “I’ve read about how the Swedes bathe together….”  Clearly, being naked is the theme of this movie.

After Helen returns to the bedroom she shares with Molly, we find Molly getting undressed, down to her slip and removing her stockings.  Molly tells her mother that she should argue with her and leave her father alone. Helen admonishes her:

Must you parade before open windows like a strip-teaser? The way to get accepted here on Pine Island is certainly not by prancing past open windows and giving away cheap kisses behind the inn.

Molly goes to the window, where she can see Johnny looking up at her.  She smiles, waves, and lets him look at her before pulling down the shade.  Then she goes to the next window, smiles, waves, and lets him look some more.

Helen tells Molly that she has no objection to Johnny, that he would make a good catch, but that she has to “play a man like a fish.”  Molly agrees and then goes to say goodnight to her father.

She gets right in bed with him and snuggles up really close.  She asks him why he married her mother. He answers that he was lonely, that he once loved another woman, but “she married the other guy.”

Molly asks why they don’t share the same bedroom, but she knows the answer already, that Helen is anti-sex:

She says all a boy wants out of a girl is that, and when the girl marries, it’s something she has to endure. I don’t want to think like that, Papa. She makes me ashamed of even having a body. And when I have a naughty dream at night, she makes me feel like hanging myself.  How can you help what you dream?

As she says this, she looks up at her father tenderly, her lips parted and within inches of his lips.  He looks down at her with affection, assuring her that she can’t help having those naughty dreams.  He tells her that the sole reason for our existence is to love and be loved.

And then, to disabuse us of any naughty thoughts we might be having ourselves, she kisses him lightly on the cheek, says goodnight, and leaves the room.

Eventually, Ken and Sylvia happen to be alone together in the attic, where they confess that they never stopped loving each other.  Sylvia says Bart knew there was something wrong on their wedding night. They agree to meet in the boathouse that night.  However, because of a vent connecting the attic with the room below, Aunt Emily overheard everything.  We thought she was a prude, but she turns out to be a woman of the world, suggesting that Sylvia get a divorce. Sylvia is afraid she would lose custody of Johnny.  In that case, Aunt Emily suggests having an affair.

When Ken and Sylvia meet that night, they discuss those options.  Like Sylvia, Ken is afraid he would lose custody of Molly in case of a divorce.  As a result, they agree to have an affair, Sylvia saying, “I’m perfectly willing to come to you whenever you want me,” and Ken saying, “I love you too much to speak.”

Meanwhile, Johnny and Molly take a boat ride, but the sea gets rough, and their boat capsizes, forcing them to spend the night on a small island.  Nothing happens between them, and the Coast Guard rescues them the next day.  Unfortunately, Ken had to go to Boston for a few days, so he is not present to protect Molly from Helen’s suspicions.  She brings Molly to their bedroom where a grim-faced doctor is waiting. Helen says to her, “Take off every stitch you’ve got on, and let him examine you.” Molly becomes defiant, insisting she did nothing wrong.  Helen leaves the room, and the doctor forcibly grabs Molly as she becomes hysterical.  It is left to us to imagine the doctor making her to get completely naked so he can examine her hymen.

After this, there is much melodrama.  Molly runs away, Johnny threatens to kill Helen, Helen calls the sheriff, Ken returns from Boston and says he wouldn’t have blamed Johnny if he had killed Helen, and Helen says that would have made it easier for him to have sex with Sylvia, having found out about their affair from the groundskeeper.  Both sets of parents get divorced, and their children hate them for it, while being sent off to different schools.

Ken and Sylvia get married and move into a new home.  They invite Johnny and Molly to spend a couple of weeks with them.  Johnny and Molly agonize over whether they should be good or bad, but finally give in to their desires and have sex.  They are so young and innocent that they don’t realize that if you are in a movie, and you have sex just once, the girl always gets pregnant.  And so, she does.

But it has an upside.  Now that Johnny and Molly have been bad, they find they are able to forgive Ken and Sylvia for being bad, who in turn see to it that Johnny and Molly get married.  Bart’s ulcers are so severe that he will have to go into a hospital permanently, so the inn is turned over to Johnny and Molly, who will run it from now on and live happily ever after.

It’s interesting that at no point in this movie do Johnny and Molly discuss using birth control.  But then I remembered this other girl I knew in college.  As she explained it to me, one night at the drive-in, if an unmarried man and woman get carried away and have sex, God will forgive that.  But if they use birth control, then they are acting with deliberation, which makes it a mortal sin.  That dampened my desires.  I never even found out whether she was wearing a girdle.  A couple of years later, she got pregnant and had to get married.  But not to me.

Those in charge of enforcing the Motion Picture Production Code would probably have agreed with her.  For all the loosening of censorship by 1959, birth control was still taboo.  As a result, contrary to what was said in the song from Grease, Sandra Dee might lose her virginity in a moment of passionate love, but it would have been unthinkable for her to tell Troy Donahue use a rubber.

Mission to Moscow (1943)

Mission to Moscow is based on a book written by Joseph E. Davies, who was the United States ambassador to the Soviet Union in the years shortly before the outbreak of World War II.  It presents a favorable view of that country. Inasmuch as the movie was produced in 1943, after the United States had entered the war and was in an alliance with the Soviet Union against the Axis powers, there was an even stronger motive for depicting the Soviet Union in a positive light.

The movie is now regarded as propaganda, its purpose being persuade the American people that all the bad feelings they had about the Soviet Union ever since the Bolshevik Revolution in 1917 were unjustified.  It did such a good job that it became Soviet propaganda as well, shown in that country to persuade its citizens that all the bad feelings they had for their own country were unjustified as well.

If it was propaganda for the American audience, that would seem to mean that those who were responsible for the production of this movie knew it was a lie, but the American people needed to be deceived.  If it was not propaganda, then those who made this movie believed it to be an accurate representation of the Soviet Union, in which case they were naïve.  The truth may lie somewhere in the middle. The people who made the movie probably engaged in willful self-deception first, in order to assuage their guilt for forming an alliance with the Soviet Union.  Only then did they set out to persuade others.

After the war, Americans were then expected to go back to disliking the Soviet Union even more than they had previously.  This was not a problem because, save for those who all along thought communism was the ideal form of government, and that the Soviet Union had realized the utopian vision of Karl Marx, the American people had not really fallen for the message in Mission to Moscow in the first place.

There is a scene in the movie where a Russian doctor is treating Chinese patients injured by Japanese aggression.  The doctor says to Davies (Walter Huston), “I’m glad you came, Mr. Davies. I’ve heard that you are an unusual diplomat.”

“In what way, doctor?” Davies asks.

“That you see what is really happening instead of what you want to see.”

The disparagement of diplomats in this movie is unrelenting.  The implication of the doctor’s remark, of course, is that the typical diplomat does just the opposite, seeing what he wants to see instead of what is really happening.

The doctor continues, saying, “Mr. Davies, I’m only a doctor, and it is hard for me to understand the indifference of so many people in the world to these brutalities.”

At a farewell dinner for Davies, a government official makes the following remarks:

You, Mr. Ambassador, have done what no other foreign diplomat has been known to do in this country. You have done your best to understand our country. What is going on here, the motives behind our doings, and the aims in front of them.

Again, there is the assertion that as a diplomat, Davies is unique, which means, by implication, all the other diplomats were wrong in their assessment of the Soviet Union.

At a later point in the movie, when Davies is speaking to Winston Churchill, he says, “There’s so much anti-Soviet prejudice in the diplomatic corps that they won’t see the truth. Or if they do see the truth, they won’t admit it.”

So, what is it about Davies that makes him so special?  Early in the movie, when President Roosevelt is hiring Davies to be the ambassador to the Soviet Union, Davies protests that he is no diplomat. Roosevelt replies, “This isn’t a job for a diplomat. I want a sound American businessman who will get me the hard-boiled facts….”

In the introduction featuring Mr. Davies himself, he gives us additional information explaining why we should rely on his judgment and his lack of bias. He says his people were pioneers and that he came up “the hard way.” He says his religious convictions are “basic,” that his “sainted mother” was “an ordained minister of the gospel.”  Presumably, this is to distinguish him from what people imagine the typical diplomat to be, an elitist of indifferent religious background.

Another distinction is brought out later, when Davies expresses to his wife his apprehension about being a diplomat, saying, “Well, I like meeting people and exchanging ideas, but the part that bothers me is this protocol of formality, the diplomatic language I’m supposed to use.”

“Then you just stick to plain Joe Davies language,” Mrs. Davies tells him. “I have an idea they’ll understand that better, anyway.”

So, unlike most diplomats, Davies is going to be plain-spoken, just saying what he means and meaning what he says.  When Davies arrives at the United States Embassy in Moscow and is getting settled in, one of his aides informs him that it has just been discovered that the Italian Embassy had been bugged, dictagraph wiring having been found in the rafters by workmen.  The aide worries that the Kremlin may be listening in on everything they say. Davies is unconcerned, as is befitting a plain-speaking man, saying, “I never say anything outside the Kremlin about Russia that I wouldn’t say to Stalin’s face.”

This is reminiscent of the role Walter Huston played as President Hammond in Gabriel Over the Whitehouse (1933).  In that movie, once Hammond’s body has been taken over by the angel Gabriel, he no longer has any use for diplomacy. Everything he says to reporters may be quoted, and when he negotiates with other countries, he does so over the radio.  The idea is that diplomacy is sneaky, evasive, disingenuous, and mealy-mouthed, something that is beneath the dignity of an honest man.

Before getting to Russia, however, Ambassador Davies and his family first stop off in Germany.  He visits Dr. Schacht, a banker.  He conveys to him Roosevelt’s plan that all countries agree to a form of disarmament, saying, “Mr. Roosevelt proposes that every nation in the world limit its armaments to the weapons a man can carry on his shoulder.”  In his book, Davies said that this would entail “the elimination of aircraft, tanks, and heavy equipment.”  After Davies leaves, Schacht gets on the phone and calls Minister von Ribbentrop, telling him of Roosevelt’s disarmament proposal.  Von Ribbentrop regards the idea as naïve.  This movie is supposed to be presenting Davies’ personal observations while in Europe.  As such, we wonder how he knows about this telephone conversation between Schacht and von Ribbentrop.

After he arrives in Moscow, Davies is shown around, and he sees that communism is compatible with the profit motive and consumerism. Life in Russia is good. However, there are traitors at work, trying to sabotage the Soviet system.  The men responsible for it are arrested and tried.  They all confess to being part of a conspiracy inspired by Trotsky.

Many in the West are suspicious that this is another purge, wondering why these men would all confess, knowing that they will face the death penalty. However, one of the conspirators explains this at his trial. When asked if he was confessing of his own free will, whether any pressure was put on him, he replies that the only pressure came from his conscience.  He now realizes that what he did was wrong, and he is sorry.  And if we had any lingering doubts, suspecting that this was indeed a show trial, that the men confessed because they had been tortured or their families threatened, Davies reassures us, saying, as an American lawyer, “Based on twenty years of trial practice, I’d be inclined to believe these confessions.”

When Davies returns to America and gives Roosevelt his report, the president bemoans the fact that there is so much misinformation about Russia, saying, “There’s been so much prejudice stirred up about the Soviet Union that the public hasn’t been given a chance to know the truth.”  In the introduction to this movie, Davies refers to the “prejudice and misunderstanding of the Soviet Union, in which I partly shared.” In the movie proper, with Walter Huston in the role of Davies, he says to us in the audience, “No leaders of a nation have been so misrepresented and misunderstood as those in the Soviet government during those critical years between the two world wars.”

Davies expresses to Roosevelt, after his return from Russia, a desire to correct these misconceptions on the part of the American people, saying, “I’d like to lay those ghosts that our fascist propagandists are brewing up about Russia and tell the people of this country a few facts.” As for those “few facts,” Davies goes on a speaking tour around the country, where he attempts to justify the Nazi-Soviet Pact and the Russian invasion of Finland.

Davies’ speeches are full of references to God and Christianity.  He says it would be unchristian not to aid the Soviet Union in its war with Germany.

As I read of the millions of Russians dead, their countless towns which lie in ruins, then I say to myself, and I say to you, “There, but for the grace of God, goes America.” There would go America if we listened to the isolationists and defeatists who still believe that America can be safe as an island of Christian individualism in a sea of totalitarian dictatorship!

After the United States enters the war, Davies says to the Russian ambassador, “Thank God we’re on the same side.”  Previously, while still in Moscow, Davies gave thanks to God for the military might of the Soviet Union. Presumably, these references to God and Christianity are meant to counter any misgivings Americans might have about the atheistic nature of communism.

The movie ends with a look to the future, after the war is over.  Davies refers to it as the “peoples’ war,” which sounds suspiciously like a communist expression. In any event, he paints a utopian vision in which, “with the help of God and men of good will,” there will be a new world, one in which there will be no more wars, in which there will be justice, equality, and dignity for every individual.

It is implied that the Soviet Union will be a great partner in helping to realize this dream.  When speaking to Stalin just before he left Moscow, Davies says to him, “I believe, sir, that history will record you as a great builder for the benefit of mankind.”  In the introduction, while speaking of the “integrity and honesty of the Soviet leaders,” Davies says he came back from Russia “with a firm conviction that these people were sincerely devoted to world peace, and that they and their leaders only wanted to live in a decent world as good neighbors in a world at peace.”

And so, in the final scene in the movie, there is a vision of a city on a hill, beams of light emanating from behind it, toward which people of all nations walk together in peace and harmony, accompanied by a heavenly choir that answers the question of Cain, “Am I my brother’s keeper?” singing, “Yes, you are.  Yes, you are.”

And so it is that the man who was chosen to be ambassador to the Soviet Union precisely because he was not a diplomat, because he was of pioneer stock and a man of simple faith, a businessman who came up the hard way, who was plain-spoken and without bias, that man, we can now say, was responsible for a presentation of the Soviet Union that was utterly delusional.

Next time, let’s just send a regular diplomat.

Dark Passage (1947)

Dark Passage is a strange movie, no getting around it, and in more ways than one. The first way it is strange is in its use of subjective camera in much of the first part of the movie.  Subjective camera, which allows us to see exactly what some character in the movie sees, certainly has its place. However, it is normally used sparingly, reverting back to objective camera, the principal mode of filming, where we see what is going on from a vantage point that does not belong to anyone in the movie.

Furthermore, subjective camera is best used when the person whose point of view we share is motionless, or at least not moving in any significant way.  For example, it is appropriate when a man is lying on an operating table about to undergo surgery, or when he is watching people who are unaware that they are being observed.  In Rear Window (1954), James Stewart plays a man who is relatively immobile, owing to a broken leg, having nothing to do but watch his neighbors across the way.  As a result, subjective camera is used extensively in this movie.  At the same time, objective camera remains the primary mode of filming.

The worst possible use of subjective camera is in Lady in the Lake (1946), where the entire movie is filmed in subjective camera except for the introduction and some later commentary by Robert Montgomery in the role of Phillip Marlowe. He explains that this movie will allow people in the audience to experience it as if they were Phillip Marlowe.  It does no such thing, because when Marlowe is moving around, we in the audience know we are not moving, especially when he is interacting physically with another person, as when he punches Lloyd Nolan or kisses Audrey Totter. The screen goes dark when he kisses her, so she is made to explain it by saying, “You close your eyes too, don’t you, darling?” In addition, it wears us out having so many people look directly into the camera, and therefore at us, when talking to Marlowe. The most unfortunate part about this movie is that after it was made, no one ever wanted to produce a remake.  Maybe the novel by Raymond Chandler, on which the movie was based, is not one of his best, but filming a version in objective camera might have made for an enjoyable movie, had the prospect of such not been ruined by this one.

The motive for using subjective camera in the first part of Dark Passage is different from that of Lady in the Lake, which is to conceal the face of the protagonist, Vincent Parry.  Later in the movie, he will have plastic surgery, after which we get to see his face, that of Humphrey Bogart. The movie is filmed primarily in the objective mode from that point on.  Before the plastic surgery, we only hear the voice of Bogart. Objective camera is sometimes used even here, but only when Vincent’s face is not visible; otherwise, subjective camera is used.  At one point before the surgery, we see what is supposed to be Vincent’s face in the newspaper, and it is quite different from that of Bogart.  I don’t know to what extent a person’s face can be changed by plastic surgery, but it seems a stretch that his face could have been transformed that much.

The movie Seconds (1966) is more realistic, even if the kind of procedure used in the movie does put it in the category of science fiction.  Arthur Hamiliton is played by John Randolph.  He is bored with his life. He learns of a secret procedure that can give him a complete physical makeover, after which his death will be faked, and he can have a new identity, thereby giving him a second chance at life. He agrees to it, after which he becomes Antiochus Wilson, played by Rock Hudson. Admittedly, that is quite a change from Randolph to Hudson, but it is believable. There is a similarity in their eyes, for example.

Furthermore, by using two different actors, there was no need for the first part of Seconds to be filmed in subjective camera.  Those who made Dark Passage could have found an actor who had more of a physical resemblance to Bogart, much in the way Jerry Lacy was used to play the Humphrey Bogart of Woody Allen’s imagination in Play It Again, Sam (1972).  Such an actor could have played Vincent in the first part of the movie, with Bogart’s voice being dubbed in, and we would have accepted the change from plastic surgery more easily, as well as being spared the excessive use of subjective camera in the beginning.

When the movie begins, Vincent Parry is escaping from San Quentin. He manages to hitch a ride with a man named Baker, who becomes suspicious of Vincent. Then the radio reveals that Vincent is an escaped convict who murdered his wife three years ago.  This leads to Vincent punching Baker several times in subjective camera, which smacks of a gimmick.

After knocking Baker out, he drags the body out of the car, removes Baker’s clothes, and puts them on himself.  He grabs a rock, presumably to kill Baker, but then another car pulls up, and a woman steps out, whose name we later find out is Irene Jansen (Lauren Bacall).  She calls him “Vincent,” saying she wants to help him, telling him to get in her car.

As I said, this is a strange movie.  She explains her presence by saying that she was out painting in the hills when she heard that he escaped. Then she figured this, and then she figured that, and that was how she was able to find him. Vincent doesn’t believe her explanation.  We have a hard time believing it ourselves.

Then there is her motive.  Why is she doing this for him?  When they get to her apartment, she shows him a clipping from a newspaper of a letter she wrote to the editor during his trial, how she felt he was getting a raw deal.  She reminds me of those goofy women that fall in love with men while they are on trial for murder, or later when they are in prison.  In any event, we now have to accept that not only was she conveniently painting in the hills when Vincent broke out of prison, and that she happened to be listening to the radio, and that she was able to figure out where Vincent would be before the police did, but we must also accept that she was motivated to help him escape because of her interest in his trial three years ago.  It turns out that she became interested in Vincent’s case because it reminded her of her father’s murder trial.  She says, “I know he didn’t kill my stepmother.”

Now, let’s see.  Why do you suppose the decision was made by those who wrote the script to make it be her stepmother instead of her mother who was murdered?  Most likely, we would have expected Irene to be more concerned about the murder of her mother. Stepmothers, on the other hand, are disposable.  They do not warrant the same amount of family feeling.  In fact, Irene might have resented the fact that her father married her in the first place. Children often do. It is for a similar reason that fairy tales often speak of the wicked stepmother and not the wicked mother.  So, Irene is allowed to take her father’s side when it is only her stepmother that was murdered without any misgivings on our part, whereas we would have been uncomfortable and suspicious had it been Irene’s real mother that was murdered.

Vincent asks her why she happened to be painting in the hills that morning. She answers:

When I woke up this morning, I found myself wondering how you were getting along. I don’t believe in fate or destiny, or any of those things because I know it wasn’t destined for my father to die in prison. But I guess it was something like fate to make me go out to Marin County to paint. Maybe it was simply because I was thinking of you.

Before they have this conversation, Irene gets a phone call from someone named Bob (Bruce Bennett), who is hoping for a date, but she says she is busy. Then she leaves to buy Vincent some new clothes. While she is out, a woman knocks on the door.  Because Vincent has the record player on, that woman knows someone is in there, saying, “Irene, let me in.”

Vincent says to himself, “That’s Madge’s voice.”  After she keeps insisting, he tells her through the door to go away.

This strikes us as bizarre.  Vincent knows a woman named Madge (Agnes Moorehead), who happens to be a friend of Irene, whom he met just this morning?  When Irene gets back with his new clothes, he tells her she had a caller, but he doesn’t mention that he knows it was Madge.  Later on, after the conversation about Irene’s father, Vincent doesn’t say anything about Madge, but he does ask her who Bob is.

“He was engaged to somebody else,” Irene answers. “She hates him now, but at the same time….”

“She didn’t want anybody else to have him,” Vincent says, finishing her thought.

“How did you know?”

“I’ve known people like that.”

“You know more than that,” Irene surmises. “You know she was the woman who knocked at the door. The one who worked against you at the trial.”

Filling in the blanks, we have to conclude that Irene was at the trial, falling in love with Vincent and hoping he would be acquitted, and that was where she met Madge, who testified against him and got him convicted.  On that basis, they became friends.  After the trial, Madge and Bob fell in love and became engaged, but now she hates him. Bob started dating Irene, which made Madge hate him even more.  And on that basis, Irene and Madge continue to be friends.

Vincent decides that Madge will keep coming back, so he leaves when it gets dark. He catches a taxicab. The cab driver, whose name is Sam (Tom D’Andrea), recognizes him from the newspapers. He thinks Vincent did kill his wife, but he doesn’t blame him.  “I figure you slugged her with that ashtray because she made life miserable for you. I know how it is.”

Vincent appreciates the sympathy and understanding, but he denies killing her. Sam tells him he knows a back-alley plastic surgeon that can fix him up, so people won’t recognize him.  Turns out that Irene slipped Vincent a thousand dollars without his knowing about it.  (Adjusted for inflation, that would be equivalent to $14,500 today.)  The face job will only cost a couple of hundred, so he can afford it.

In the meantime, Vincent goes to visit his friend George Fellsinger, a professional trumpet player. Through their conversation, we find out that Madge testified at the trial that Gertrude, Vincent’s wife, said, “Vincent killed me.”  That’s about as realistic as when the title character of Agamemnon announces offstage, “Ah me, I have been struck a mortal blow.”

George says that Gertrude wouldn’t have done that.  He says it was Madge who framed Vincent because she was in love with him, and when she couldn’t have him, she got revenge by telling that story on the witness stand.

Vincent leaves George’s apartment and has the plastic surgeon give him a new face.  Then, all bandaged up, he goes back to stay with George until his face has healed.  But when he enters the apartment, George is lying dead on the floor, having been killed by being struck with his own trumpet.  The police know that George was a friend of his, and when they come to ask questions, they will think Vincent killed him, especially since he left his fingerprints on the trumpet.

He has only one place to go now, and that is back to Irene’s. Unfortunately, he already dismissed Sam, the cab driver, so he has to walk all the way, or rather, climb, since this is San Francisco.  But wouldn’t you know it?  As he is about to reach Irene’s apartment, he sees Baker’s car.  You remember him, don’t you, the guy Vincent had to beat up at the beginning of this movie?  Well, here he is again.

Anyway, Vincent faints right after pushing the button to Irene’s apartment. She finds him passed out and carries him up to her apartment.  I guess Irene is stronger than she looks.

The plan now is for Vincent to stay with Irene until the bandages are ready to come off.  One night Bob calls for a date, and she accepts, saying Vincent can hide in the bedroom when Bob arrives.  But then Madge shows up before Bob gets there.

Up till now, this movie has merely been farfetched.  This section with Bob, however, is logically incoherent. Bob and Madge start arguing in front of Irene, with Bob saying that Madge is the reason Vincent murdered his wife.  “Madge pestered him,” he says, “kept after him till she had a hold on him. That’s why he killed his wife, to get her out of the way.”

And Bob thinks he knows this how?  He admits that he never met Vincent Parry.  Yet he is sure that Madge made Vicent fall in love with her, causing him to kill his wife so he could be with Madge from then on. Did Bob learn this from Irene?  No. Irene did not meet Madge until the trial, well after all this was supposed to have happened, and she didn’t even meet Vincent until after his escape from San Quentin.  As for Madge, she denies what Bob is saying.

Bob continues his accusation:

Parry didn’t have the brains to know it, but you drove him to it. He has no brains, or he wouldn’t have killed Fellsinger. Wouldn’t have come to Frisco in the first place. Now he’ll get the gas chamber.

So, according to Bob, Vincent not only killed Gertrude, his wife, but also his friend, George Fellsinger.

Madge says she’s afraid that Vincent will try to kill her next because she testified against him at his trial, and now he hates her.

Bob replies, “I never met Parry, but I know psychologically, he’s no killer.”

Huh?  Bob thinks Vincent killed Gertrude, and he thinks Vincent killed George, yet Bob is certain that Vincent is no killer, psychologically speaking, even though he never met him, so Madge has nothing to worry about.

Madge denies that Vincent ever had anything to do with her.  She says, “Somebody lied to you.”

Bob replies, “Gert wasn’t a liar. She was a lot of other things, but not a liar.”

So, Bob never met Vincent, but he knew Gertrude well enough to know she wasn’t a liar.  I guess we could assume that Bob and Gertrude were having an affair, and one night during a little pillow talk, she told Bob that Vincent and Madge were in love.  That right there could have been a lie, an attempt to justify her having an affair with Bob.  Then, after Gertrude was murdered and Vincent was convicted, Bob and Madge fell in love and decided to get married.  But they had a falling out, and Bob, having met Irene through Madge, started dating Irene.

I’m only assuming Bob and Gertrude had an affair, however, in order to make sense of how he knew her but not Vincent, her husband, but this is not confirmed through any of the dialogue.  And my assumption is doubtful, anyway, because Bob insists that Gertrude was not a liar, even though a woman has to lie to her husband when she cheats on him.

Eventually it comes out that a man was in Irene’s apartment the other day when Madge knocked on the door.  Irene tells Bob the man was her new boyfriend, breaking up with Bob and removing him from the rest of the picture. She also tells Madge she doesn’t want to see her anymore either.  So, let’s try to forget about all that nonsense Bob was talking about so we can get back to the parts of this movie that are only farfetched, like, for instance, the fact that Baker is outside, sitting in his parked convertible, looking up at Irene’s apartment.

Once the bandages come off, Vincent says goodbye to Irene, not wanting her to get mixed up in his problems.  He says he intends to find out who the real killer is so he can clear himself.  This is a common plot point in a movie, when a man wrongfully accused must evade the police long enough to find out who the real killer is and with enough evidence to exonerate himself.  I have never heard of anyone doing that in real life, but we’ll revisit this point later.

Anyway, no sooner does Vincent leave than he runs into a suspicious detective. He manages to get away from him and rent a room at a hotel, but then Baker shows up holding a .38.  He says he regained consciousness in time to see Irene’s license plate, by which he found out where she lived and that she is a rich woman.  He then followed Vincent the night he left in a taxi, so he even knows about the facelift. He wants Vincent to get Irene to give him $60,000.

Vincent agrees, and they start driving back to Irene’s.  It turns out that Baker did time in San Quentin himself, where he learned a lot of things. He tells Vincent where he can get identification papers in Benton, Arizona before he leaves the country.

Vincent gets the drop on Baker and finds out there was another car that followed him the night he took the taxi.  From the description of the car, a bright-orange convertible coupe, Vincent now knows who killed Gertrude and George.  There is another struggle, and Baker accidentally falls over a cliff.

Needless to say, the orange car belongs to Madge.  He goes over to Madge’s apartment, claiming to be a friend of Bob.  Eventually, she realizes he is actually Vincent.  Now, for the most part, this movie has been nothing like The Maltese Falcon (1941), but this scene with Vincent and Madge invites comparison to the final scene in that movie between Sam Spade and Brigid O’Shaughnessy.  And even though The Maltese Falcon is a much better movie than Dark Passage, and even though this latter film has been farfetched and even illogical up to this point, it is nevertheless more realistic in this scene than the movie about the black bird.

As you may remember, in the final scene of The Maltese Falcon, Sam tells Brigid that he has figured out that she killed his partner Miles Archer, and that she is going to have to “take the fall,” meaning that she will be the one who has to take the blame for that murder.  Otherwise, Sam will end up having to go to prison.  In this scene in Dark Passage, Vincent tells Madge that he has figured out that she killed Gertrude. Then he concluded that she killed George because that would further incriminate Vincent, for which he will get the gas chamber. He has it all written down on a piece of paper, which he will give to the police, saying that she will be the one who has to go to prison.

In The Maltese Falcon, Brigid admits to killing Miles, and when the police detectives show up, Sam turns her over to them.  Like a meek little lamb, she goes with them, accepting her fate without a word of protest.  In Dark Passage, however, Madge says to Vincent exactly what Brigid should have said to Sam, “That’s no evidence.  That’s just the way you figure it.”

To irritate Vincent even more, Madge defiantly admits to killing Gertrude and George.  But when Vincent asks if she will tell that to the police, she smirks and says, “No.”  In The Maltese Falcon, after Brigid admits to Sam she killed Miles, she acts as if that confession seals her fate.  In this scene in Dark Passage, Madge knows, as Brigid should have known, that she can deny ever having admitted anything to Vincent. Vincent realizes that she is right, that the police will not take his word for all this.  And so it is that Dark Passage is more believable here than was the corresponding scene in The Maltese Falcon.

His plan having been frustrated, Vincent becomes threatening, wanting to kill her. In her attempt to get away from him, she pushes up against a picture window, crashes through it, and plunges to her death from her high-rise apartment several floors up.  So, I guess you might say that she did end up taking the fall.

The reasonable thing for him to do at this point is take the elevator down to the first floor.  But he hears people talking about what happened, and he decides he must avoid them, as if they would think he pushed the woman out the window. Instead, he goes up to the roof and then climbs down what must be at least ten flights of fire escape.  But that’s all right, because nobody notices.

He makes it to the bus station and buys a ticket for Benton, Arizona, the place where Baker said he could get a passport.  He calls Irene on a payphone and tells her he is going to Paita, Peru.  While he is on the phone, a policeman comes in and starts talking to the man selling bus tickets.  We don’t get to hear what the policeman is looking for, we only hear the man selling tickets say, “I’ll keep my eyes peeled.”  Peeled for what?  Vincent Parry?  No problem.  He’s had a face lift.

Anyway, with the policeman standing right outside the phone booth, we wonder if Vincent will have any trouble getting past him and the man selling tickets.  Well, I guess we can go on right on wondering because all of a sudden, we see Vincent sitting on the bus.

Then comes the happy ending, where Irene finds Vincent in a nightclub in Paita.

I mentioned earlier that the plot of the wronged man, who must evade the police long enough to discover who the real killer is and find enough evidence to incriminate him while exonerating himself, is a common one.  And in every other movie I can think of, this wronged man does exactly that, even though nothing like that ever happens in real life.  This movie is the exception. Vincent is still wanted for murdering Gertrude and George, and we can now add Madge to this list of people he is supposed to have killed.  The police might even be able to tie him to Baker’s death.  In a strange way, the fact that he has been unable to clear himself makes this movie, as farfetched and illogical as it is, more realistic.